Clay Jones for March 13, 2023

Can someone explain this one please? Is it Trump or what?

So, Google Images says this is a “Mario Mushroom” or some such. I didn’t even know such a thing existed. Do such mushrooms worry a lot or something?

LOL! after looking up the Stormy Daniels interview on Kimmel, I can say that this is genius!

Where is Bowser? (The pizza rat is dating Peach).

Oh, yikes. Fact is always stranger than fiction. And grosser.

The least offensive image of a pnis ever. Even Desantis might not be offended unless he thought it was a Disney character.

Might be the first indictment. The DOJ and Georgia cases seem to have been swallowed up by black holes but, then, it’s not considering good practices for prosecuting agencies to play their cards in public. Public patience is wearing thin with the snail’s pace of the investigations but the respective state and federal agencies will not proceed to indictments unless and until they are convinced they can win cases, which will be difficult if intent has to be proven.

Don’t see it myself!

This is about the new Republican investigation into the mushroom men.

When the lady saved that dress, Orange T delayed giving his DNA until time ran out and then, instead of saying he was innocent and the DNA would have proven it, crowed that the time had run out. That leaves room for it being his toadstool juice, as the testing was not done.

Perhaps the strangest takeaway from this entire scenario is the knowledge that Stormy Daniels plays Mario Kart…

He has no problem down there, since we have been told: "I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.” (Small hands rebuttal)

“They were peaceful, they were orderly and meek. These were no insurrectionists. They were sightseers.”— Tucker Carlson on Jan. 6

“I knew we could take this motherf***er over if we just tried hard enough. Proud of your motherf***ing boy!”— Proud Boy Dominic Pezzola, bragging in selfie-video recorded inside Capitol after making first break-in by smashing Senate Wing window with stolen riot shield

Looking at that drawing, I cannot help but think the caption should be “Oh no! Mr, (Tiny) Hands!”

Peni$ envy?

Circumcised peanii are that way. The glans part of it.

As far as I know, Trump was only requested to appear, since it was for a grand jury, not an actual criminal trial. And he has refused to do so… or at least his lawyer says so. (He still has “lawyers”?)

If the grand jury returns an indictment, then an actual subpoena can — and probably will — be issued… which will probably result in Trump having more fifths than a liquor store.