Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 31, 2023

Of course i am. Wouldn’t want to bruise the pie.

Even more so with soup.

Doesn’t want to be sued if the pizza ends up burning your lap

This is one of those “Well, duh” moments, isn’t it?

He can’t risk the pepperoni sliding off….

I don’t want to say that my wife and I have been married for a long time, but around our house when the question is, “How many people does it take to pick up a pizza?” the answer is usually, “two.”

We seldom run solo errands.

You can’t buckle up a pizza. And it’s a lot more work to clean up if it falls off the seat.

Precious cargo!

As one should be. Gotta problem with that?

You don’t want all the toppings on one side of the box!

NO soup for you!!!

So which do you think he cares for most, you or the pizza?

It’s all about priorities!

It is a statistical point that young women tend to be poor drivers until they have their first child.

WELL YEAH!!

and beer…you don’t wanna hit a bump and spill the whole thing!

And your point is?

Valuable cargo requires that care be taken in the transportation of said cargo.

“Hey, you want the cheese to slide all to one side? Fine! Watch me take this turn!”

“Well, sure, I’m always more careful if my loved ones are in the car — Ha! Ha!”

He’s still peeling pizza off his lap.