Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 23, 2023

Ever giving much thought of having it removed Broomie

CALL DR PIMPLE POPPER LOL

Warts have to be burned off, chemically.

After all, it’s well known that acorns don’t grow on cucumbers.

I had a witch tie a knot in a string for all my warts and the next day they were gone.

Watch out, little feller, you don’t know what is in that wart.

Close call, Broomy! I’ve been saying, you need to take care of that wart….

I’d be careful, guy; she’s been known to zap!

Most of my birds have decided that any skin abnormality is potential food. Even freckles.

Yes! A new wart removal process. Yip yip yip yip yip

With size of that thing, it’s easy mistake to make.

Not even a zappy-witch is immune to the Rodent Revolution Squirrel Rangers Assault Team!

Still, the RRSRAT should know a wart from an acorn….