Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 31, 2023

Poor Ziggy. Can’t even get a break from a Psychic.

Early April Fool’s Day. Poor Zig.

Crystal Baloney.

Who’s a tall, beautiful, blonde movie star Ziggy’s age? Gwyneth Paltrow? She’s kind of busy in a court trial today to get married. Jamie Lee Curtis? She’s already married. The selection of eligible blonde movie stars is dwindling.

High spirits?

Here’s an oldie: nose to nose his toes are in it, toes to toes his nose is……………..right there.

Not neccessarily, Lookit Danny DeVito…

Apparently the spirits have had to much spirits.

My favorite from the Sidekick Hotline was Tonto.

Ziggy: “I was going to pay you, but I was just goofin’ around today.”