Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 01, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

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    leave to a therapist to have a warped sense of humor

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 1 year ago

    I’m afraid that guy’s wearing his “Freudian slippers” today

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    pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Time for a new shrink.

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Oh look it’s Ninja Sloth!

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    We are all proud of you!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    “I’m going to pay for all my sessions for the next year – in advance.”

    “And I’m going to pay you double because you’ve helped me so much.”

    … “April Fool!”

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    MichiganMitten  over 1 year ago

    Rude!

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    now that’s just mean… :L

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    jango  over 1 year ago

    April fool tool

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    “Psych!!”ology.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    My late wife became a psychotherapist at the age of 72, amazing woman. However, it’s not an easy profession. One day she told me she might write a book about a crazed therapist who mercy-murdered her clients who were “stuck”, miserable and were never going to get better.

    Quite a sense of humor.

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    Another Take  over 1 year ago

    Silently thought every psychiatrist/psychologist everywhere at some point

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 1 year ago

    A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing Saran Wrap pants. The doctor looks at him and says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Better: I’m not billing you for today’s session; April Fool…

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Guess I don’t need to come here anymore, not April Fool.

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    JoshHere  over 1 year ago

    This guy is not a cat, but he seems to be catatonic

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    kenneth.sanger  over 1 year ago

    The reason he is in therapy is because he is gullible.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Cruel.

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