Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 31, 2023

Uh…

Call security!

For his protection.

I always use a paring knife to get started. Those little tabs never work.

From my experience , the guy is facing a hard sell if he’s actually able to break the seal. A quarter of the time, I need a sharp knife to remove one.

At least he’s not trying to get into the Acme Child-proof Cap Company.

This is such an obvious prank and you’ve probably seen it done to others, so you should not be surprised by it.

This is good. It has been sealed for his protection: “If the seal is broken or appears to have been tampered with, do not use this entrance.”

I was hoping to see a pinniped with a crossing guard’s vest on.or maybe an OSHA hardhat & clipboard

From bottles of salad dressings, to jars of pasta sauce to shrink wrapped whatever, I think manufacturers need to label the package with what kind of weapon is needed to open the package.

I am tempted to seed a product to the CEO of the company with a letter that reads, “Please open this. My wife is trying to make dinner.”

Like the set of safety belts that will absolutely prevent you from being injured in a car accident, because when properly fastened, they prevent you from leaving your house. (Credit: George Carlin)

Double ??

Doesný look anything like a seal, where are the sad eyes and whiskers?

And don’t even think about using the toilets without checking first!

Hmmm….

I use a sledge hammer. It works every time. Admittedly, there are some unwanted side effects.

I will always carry a knife until they stop wasting plastic on customer-proof packaging.

Keeping safe on the job.

For whose protection?

And behind that is a large cotton boll.

If the seal is broken, do not use !

Tear at your own risk!

That reminds me of my office when they were renovating the center of the floor I was on. We did get a day of for asbestos abatement. I am sure one day was enough and they got it all….cough, cough!

Safety Seal only does business through Amazon…

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