Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 30, 2023

Maybe that’s the why The Call of the Wild wouldn’t take him.

I wonder if Scorpion was meant to be the supersoldier (and it backfired). Hmm, what about Dutch, though.

Ah, R.J. I see they went for super-soldier genes over quick wits.

I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.

I’m thinking Rip was the prototype tho

They must have stuffed his head with old tires instead of brains. Don’t want ‘em gettin’ ideas.

Rip’s DNA???

That reminds me, when is season two of Reacher coming out?

After yesterday’s reveal and today’s info, I think RJ is part Agent 47 (Hitman) and part Serpentor (from GI Joe).

(psst) Project D.O.G.

Evil terror group seems a bit redundant. :)

RJ may be a bit dense…

It was that neighbor kid! The one who was always breaking the other kid’s swing sets!

To be fair, NOBODY’S Dad used enough concrete to set those leg poles into. The stakes they came with were a laugh.

KA-SUPER SOLDIER!

It wasn’t Rip, but they might have used some of his DNA.

Here’s a hint, RJ… You.

So my theory about SKULL using Rip’s DNA in a science experiment wasn’t that far off. Although I do wonder how they managed to obtain it.