Fred Basset by Alex Graham for March 29, 2023

better luck next time Fred!

Which can also translate to “invisible, insane”.

Caught!

We all know the whole out of sight thing will not get them off your mind. You just can’t get to them now. We also know you will make another attempt when she gets them out of the ’fridge. Good luck.

Next time Fred. Check out the kitchen real good before trying to sneak off with a sausage.

Just: wow. (For putting the sausages in the fridge) ;-)

She’s actually going to put them in the fridge where Fred can’t get to them? It’s about time. It isn’t fair to leave them out and then expect him not to give into temptation.

Bummer Fred ! … Now it’s your usual dog food .

His innocent, uncomprehending expression when he’s caught ♥ He was just looking!

Aww Fred, maybe next time.

If that’s the fridge, then they have an enormous freezer. If that’s the freezer, then…why?

It’s about time Mrs. Dear started putting meat in the fridge. Fred isn’t the only one interested in food sitting around (bzzzzz bzzzz).

Fred’s just a normal dog.

Leaving sausages on the table you should know better Mrs Dear then leave sausages on the table with Fred around

Oh, Fred. You’re finally truly caught! Will she refrigerate her sausages now? Stay tuned!

Bout time she wised up

Well then – that make one in a row where Mrs. Dear has saved dinner.

Almost …. Fred ……. almost got it ….. either you were too slow or maybe not stealth enough ……… Better luck next time ……. :)

Don’t worry Fred, good things come to those who wait.

So after several decades and Fred having filched hundreds if not thousands of sausages, the Dears are finally wising up?

She hasn’t put them out of reach often enough for it to become a habit. We, and Fred, are truly grateful for that.

Wow it’s like I’ve stumbled into an alternate universe.