Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 27, 2023

Umm dude think you need to find someone else to talk with.

Umm dude time to find someone else to talk with you.

Oh look at the time!

Loving all the vintage ads, John!

TREIDLER. The artist’s name was TREIDLER.

But oddly, John has it correct on the page he links to above.

I Swear to God your Honor he ran into my knife Twelve times……

I didn’t do it, and I swear I’ll never do it again.

Nautical sequel to “The Orient Express” — “The Orient Empress.”

Don’t you just hate it when they nail you for a technicality like that?

They were meant for each other. He’s so dapper and she’s so flapper.

He had it coming…

From Hollywood the prequel to “The Quite Man”, Sean Thornton traveling from America back to Ireland and all the interesting people he meets.

She could just tell him to buzz off, but she’s a creative soul…

Just saying..″We do have a rather bizarre case, but the facts indicate we do have a suicide,″ police Chief Lawrence Juzwicki". https://apnews.com/article/19e5d5039a5c8f50eba40f58296dd031. (Mom used to laugh at this story – that worried me).

Great one John. Keeping up the good work.

When she wants to go her own way she just… points

One of Chesterfields early adverts trying to hook women on cigarettes. For several years the adverts did not show women smoking, just being close to a smoker and saying such things as “Blow some my way.” It worked and Chesterfields sales went up quickly.

Appearances are deceiving….

GAL: Wooden deck chairs are so uncomfortable!

GUY: Under this blanket I got wood that you’d find a lot more comfortable. HEY! WHERE YA GOING?

It’s a credible story. I could believe you for an hour or so.

Hmmm, that makes you even more sensuous…..

So much for THAT book’s cover.

What is that through the porthole? An elephant leg??

Nothing turns me on more than having a bit of spice in a relationship.

That is kind of like the body was already dead, but I made love to it anyway

Thats her story…now don’t let her drive the point into you. Just get up, excuse yourself, and walk away easy like.

It’s still the 20’s. I still have to keep both feet on the ground to keep things “proper”.

her small talk reminds me of a few ex-girlfriends…

“That case was entirely circumstantial. They never did find the knife, Roy. Hey, where are you going?”

Looks like the beginning of another Frankie Drake Mystery.

That is…dead from the toaster I threw into the tub..but I couldn’t get the judge to overlook that part.