Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 06, 2023

Make a lemon meringue pie to die for.

I don’t like lemons. So there death.

That leaves me feeling bitter.

How about giving me a fig? My pastor said they have a bitter taste.

… take them and run.

But should you land in Hades, the word “lemon” will mean a car that is a death trap. Maybe all Pintos.

Death’s just an old sourpuss.

I like lemons. I guess I’m doomed.

Pucker up, now, you’re in for a tight and sour ride!

We already saw Death and Chocolate over at Close To Home, so I don’t really have any ideas for Death and Lemons. Let me think hard on this one….

Wait… I just had a thought… nope, nope, that was just somebody’s phone number or sump’n!

I’m out.

If it’s free, then it’s worth the price you’re paying for it.

If life gives you lemons, but no sugar – your lemonade is gonna suck,

He probably has a severe citrus allergy he is not aware of yet

If they are Meyer lemons, I’m dead …!

(come quat mey … malaprop!)

The Grim Riper.

Has to be much much better than lemons for me to take something from this guy.

Just mention lemons and I start drooling or salivating for you sophisticates…

Cool aid, lemon aid, both Jim Jones specialties.

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When Death gives you lemons, you should also make lemonade — if he allows you enough time to do it.

When life gives you lemons, it usually rubs them in your eyes.