Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 07, 2023

Write it out on a pad doc.

Good bad old joke.

Sign language, maybe?.

Garsh dagnabit….where’s me horn?

The doctor was really weird the other day. I don’t like fish. I’m not going to eat more fish. The doctor would mention Herring, and I would tell her no fish. She kept repeating herself, “Herring, Herring is you…” What a strange doctor…

What? What’s that you say? You may be in a cult with a Bear????

(Doc holds a banana to his ear.) “Can you hear me Now?”

Literally and figuratively.

“I’M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS!” (Did you hear that?!)

Put it in writing and let him read it.

Sounds like a light bulb.

My husband went for a hearing test and I was told to go with him. They had me sit about 10 feet away and say out loud a list of words that he had to repeat. It only took a few words before I was trying to hold in the laughter because he was so wrong. I said “cat” and he replied “foot”, etc.

I told you so.

Don’t ask me to toot my own horn

“Cochlear implants. Have you heard of them?”

Sure, I’d love a beer. :)

What? I didn’t hear you or What? is so difficult for me to hear…

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All I gotta say is ZZYZX …!