Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 08, 2023

And don’t call me …

This is too good.

I immediately had the image in mind of the Walmart scooter people, with butts overflowing the seat, riding down the snack aisle with a few bags of salty crunchy stuff in their handlebar basket.

That’s right! (This is a gag cartoon.)

“not to be taken internally…”

I couldn’t be more serious.

and don’t call me Shirley.

Ingredients list for Fritos®: Corn, Vegetable oil, Salt. Not all that bad for snack food.

One of our ER physicians would always bring a large bag of potato chips to share and tell everyone, tongue in cheek, “I brought nutrition.”

Truth in labeling.

Our local ice cream shop features very elaborate flavors that are extremely rich. Their nutrition label starts out with “Don’t even ask” and finishes with “If you want nutrition, eat a carrot”.