Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 23, 2023

Did Slim even want to do the recordings ?  This little act will make sure he doesn’t do any more. Wotta sly(lock) fox that boy is.

For Skinner, “rotating” tires means chasing them with a stick, like hoops.

When the he11 is she gonna divorce that loser??

Open 7 days a week but closed all weekends, OK I guess!

He should do what I did, and record a message meant to discourage robocallers.

So glad we don’t have those silly girls and that horrible doll!

She, LOVES, the guy ! And, more importantly, He, Loves, her ! THAT, is what keeps the world, semi sane ! ( I think ? )

You’d think that in their mid-70s that maybe they could retire some day. Of course poor old Corky is still running a diner at 95.

20 listed of 33.

“Our work is guaranteed to the first traffic light!!”