Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 25, 2023

Mittens: TP Quality Control Engineer! At least he doesn’t shred it!

Had a cat who one night, while I was out, took the beginning of a new roll and successfully unrolled it by dragging it around the house until only one sheet was left on the roll and not one sheet was detached fro the roll. Never figured out how he did it.

From what I have read by other cat people, unrolled TP is a cat trait and here I thought I had a most unique cat. I did. He was most unique.

My cats never paid any attention to the toilet paper rolls.

#gotchamittens

Mittens plays a major… “roll” in visitor welfare and obviously is on a roll…

I dare not imagine what would happen if he ever gets his paws on a…let’s say “Rolls” Royce

Our kitten, Monroe, beats up on paper towel rolls and TP rolls. He tears them up and rabbit-kicks them until they are only good for confetti. We hide our rolls now.

Do you even need to ask, Angie?

Funny, my cats have never bothered the toilet paper, even though it’s right above the litter box (in a small apartment, you fit things where you can).

You’re so helpful Mitty

If you have cats, the pointed end of the roll always goes down the back. They cannot unroll it that way.