The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 05, 2023

must be a mimic that crab…

Okay Mr. Crab, the jig is up!!!!

The imitation crab is doing an imitation.

What do you think of his Durante?

Samurai Ghost Crab Sale!

https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/06/heikegani-crab-with-human-face.html

Love it!

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here till Thursday.

Great one, Scott! Thanks.

He’s got you down pat, Pat.

Hysterical! Love it! ☺️☺️☺️

Somebody’s having a nice seafood dinner!

The crab is aping him.

Now do Johnny Carson!

It looks so much like him, it’s almost a crabon copy.

When I eat crab, it helps my disposition.

With a face like Mr Pringles, no one can eat just one.

Funny

How about a raspberry jelly fish for dessert?

That’s a heck of a defense mechanism. They say, “Don’t eat anything with a face.” Especially your Own…

Do you serve crabs?

We serve anyone…

Louder! He cannot ear you.

I’d clam up if I were you.

Groucho’s pretty crabby.

Imitating him right down to the eyeglasses.

Imitation. The sincerest form of flattery, or simply mockery?

That one took a minute. heh

Flattering…

I hate that stuff. Doesn’t taste at all like real crab. It’s like like calling a soy “burger” ground beef. Give me real crab meat!