Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for April 05, 2023

Good advice.

RUN DOWN BY A CAR?

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“I didn’t get the license plate number, but I’d recognize that laugh anywhere.”

Running something down usually involves a car or overtaking someone. Running something up usually involves spending money. Knocking something down usually involves changing the position of something upright to vertical. Knocking someone up can be the same.

ba dum tss

Good point, Grimmy.

Thanks Mike, another good one and funny too…

Man, Ralph looks like just a melting head with tiny feet sticking out of his chin.

Call a personal injury attorney, Ralph.

and today we have proof that this pup is ALL FACE NO BODY!

Haha! XD