“Look, he keeps trying to get me to sit on him. Of course, I put up walls. Also, it’s so I don’t have look at his tie or cravat or whatever-it-is that he never washes.”
Even though the rhyme had been around for a long time, Lewis Carroll in his novel Through the Looking-Glass (better known as Alice in Wonderland ) first portrayed Humpty Dumpty as an egg.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ over 1 year ago
he’s about ready to crack!
Gent over 1 year ago
Eh not as much as omelette for breakfast triggers him.
Ubintold over 1 year ago
Gonna need some king’s horses and men.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Deja Vu?
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just wait until their first Easter!
Doug K over 1 year ago
Does this mean he’s fallen before? If so, did he break anything? And did he get put back together right? Is he related to Humpty?
JamieLee Premium Member over 1 year ago
The nursery rhyme does not say Humpty was an egg.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eggactly.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
She’s a wreck…and once he cracked up…..they’re so scrambled on what to do…
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
She will soon end the relationship, and he will become Humpty-Dumpedy.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
“Look, he keeps trying to get me to sit on him. Of course, I put up walls. Also, it’s so I don’t have look at his tie or cravat or whatever-it-is that he never washes.”
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
….as long as he doesn’t sit on them he should be fine.
stamps over 1 year ago
I suggest a book of omelet recipes.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ over 1 year ago
easter’s coming and he’s a basket case
Sue Ellen over 1 year ago
Even though the rhyme had been around for a long time, Lewis Carroll in his novel Through the Looking-Glass (better known as Alice in Wonderland ) first portrayed Humpty Dumpty as an egg.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ over 1 year ago
this seems an odd product with an unfortunate name…
https://i.ibb.co/gT5sKnT/Humpy-Dumpy.jpg
got the munchies?
Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. It was a Freudian slip.