Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 31, 2023

Hardly “The September Song” Abby might have expected him to sing. She was hoping for “April in Paris.”

Results from believing the destructive mythology of “finding the one (soul mate)”.

His wife is still trying to take things from him.

I guess it was the FTD guy after all!

Hey! It seems she has attracted TFG

doing his Shatner impression?

is this what they used to cal “a pot-boiler” ?

I’ve always thought of those old men with their much younger girlfriends/ trophy wife as pathetic. Then I met her. And I understand why. She…[Okay, next line, anybody? :-) ]

Why is she pregnant now?

COLONEL SVENGALI: You are under my spell! Come to me my beauty! Come to me!

LIEUTENANT: Uh, if I get any closer I’ll be able to tell you what you ate for dinner last night! Ugh – do you ever Efferdent those dentures???

the original art makes no sense

Look deep … into my … eyes. Abby. I’m getting…sleepy…Wait. That’s not right…zzzz.

My second ex wife got absolutely everything in our divorce. Still worth it. My lawyer wanted me to argue for stuff, I told him I wasn’t spending $350 an hour arguing over a lamp. He then decided I had a good idea, the divorce would go fast because there was nothing to argue about. Kids were all over 18.

Make sure you don’t go in a coma again, Abby, this is torture! ☹️

The divorce went as expected. She got the house, he got the car and the lawyer got the money.

Did he.Go to the William.Shatner.School of Speech?

from the look in his eyes, the divorce left him with ptsd…

I’m reading this with the Pinter Pause in mind… dunno how that happened, but it did.