Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 05, 2023

Couldn’t doll face just turn those boys into the snips and snails they are made of ?  Or erase memory of having even met them

Never let ’em see you sweat.

(Especially when you’re made of wood.)

Good thing they did not go to Salem, Mass.!

At least it wasn’t a certain talking doll from The Twilight Zone. That one would have really freaked them out.

Dolls can’t sweat either.

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Dolls who sweat?I’m getting creeped out.

“We’ve got dolls who blink,talk,and run a temperature!We don’t need any chewing dolls!”