Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 06, 2023

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    Gil-doh!  over 1 year ago

    P1 The ants look on in morbid curiosity as the EMT’s load Rod into the meat wagon.

    P2 Rod immediately begins to feel better as the full flow vape mask begins to work its magic.

    P3 If Gil really cared about his player he would ride along with Rod to the hospital rather than looking on wearing his mask of concern.

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    Gil-doh!  over 1 year ago

    If you are out walking somewhere on the route to the hospital, I hope you see the lights and hear the sirens, Mr. Reality.

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    Trespassers W  over 1 year ago

    Another victim of senseless vaping.

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    dben426  over 1 year ago

    “Ripped from today’s headlines…”

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    Charks  over 1 year ago

    Uh oh. What’s that insignia on the medic’s back?

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    huskiecoach  over 1 year ago

    Rodney’s Mom wasn’t at the game-not accompanying him in ambulance?

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    bearwku82  over 1 year ago

    So there has been a pause in action as a gurney prone Rod is loaded into the ambulance. This time allows VT to recover and Coach Kim to devise a game winning strategy as Gil and his inexperienced coaching staff get hoodwinked once again.

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    dadjo  over 1 year ago

    Hey, wait a minute! What about my Valley Tech +4?

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    Irish53  over 1 year ago

    Ok. Can we get back to the game now?

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    rpaul33  over 1 year ago

    Somebody’s been watching too much Hollyweird.

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    James St. John Smythe  over 1 year ago

    P2: I would’ve said “Forget all this, get me back into the game”.

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    artegal  over 1 year ago

    Soooo…in reality the game would be suspended. I wonder what plot nonsense awaits us.

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    Twainrdr  over 1 year ago

    “Coach, someday, when we’re up against it, ask the guys to ‘win one for the black kid’!”

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    hifirick1953  over 1 year ago

    Near dead one day and giving a thumbs up the next. Was he just knocked out or did his heart stop and the medic brought him back. We never really get answers. Will the game be suspended, forfeited or continue. Who was the foul on. Block or charge, what is the score. Has VT finally caught their breath after the delay. So many questions.

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    Irish53  over 1 year ago

    P 3 (Gil thought bubble): “… good…as soon as he pulls away, I’m going home…”

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    kdizzle  over 1 year ago

    P3 – is Gil realizing that playing Apache ball after one practice puts his own players at risk as well? All in the name of trying to get one over on the VT coach? NAAAAHHHHHH!

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    jrankin1959  over 1 year ago

    Now, Gil – let’s not go all Wyatt Earp on the opposing coach… ( You called down the thunder, now you’ve got it! )

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    metals24  over 1 year ago

    P1- (Rod): “What happened to her? Is she alright?”

    P2- “….but why am I wearing a Breast Cancer Awareness jersey?”

    P3- That’s not Gil, it’s an imposter! Gil was wearing a red tie.

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    Twainrdr  over 1 year ago

    Of course, with the long delay, VT has had plenty of time to catch their breath. Bwahahahhha!

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    Mopman  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if the game was resumed once Rod was wheeled out of the gym? It’s possible, Milford doesn’t need Gil around anyway. And speaking of around, when you get around to it, please read Mopped Up Thorp.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    bearwku82  11 months ago

    One toke over the line, sweet Jesus.

    One toke over the line.

    Sitting downtown in a vaping station.

    One toke over the line.

    What class is Rodney Bad News Barnes in? Surely can’t be a sophomore like little Buddy ToBe.

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