The Middletons by Dana Summers for April 22, 2023

Great plan Babs

Except his driving ability!

I read in the paper that the DMV is going to start giving us seniors a written test and an eye test. As well as a driving test when we renew our licenses. I’ll be okay, I can still see, hear and walk a straight line. My neighbor, however, has palsy really bad and she drives everywhere.

How blind and deaf is Ed? Or is this just Mom’s way of putting down someone who won’t go out with her?

Oregon just tests eyesight. including peripheral vision. I guess they want to certain we’ll see the red light runners coming.

Umm.. you will be behind Ed, sitting in the back. So smooch away.

Chauffeur……

“Chaffeur?” Does that have to do with chafing from too much “smooching?”

“My wife wanted to make love in the back seat of the car. She ask ME to drive!”-Rodney Dangerfield

It’s gonna be hard making out in the back seat when your in peril of you’re life.