Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 16, 2023

Is it in a blue state or a red state?…..

do birds have prostrates?

I’d hate to see the gerrymandering on that.

OW! Time to get a boatload of Flomax.

Did he have to hold up his finger?

Funny? Sure. But Electoral votes are not based upon size. Or else Alaska would have by far the most. It is one of the states with the least (at 3).

Pray for me. My psa number is high, and I’m going in for a check on Wednesday.

Dam, I hope that he is kidney ing around. Or else he has a reservoir backed up in his bladder.

Too close for comfort!

But those are all pro-votes Are there any “nays”?

It would be about the size of Seminal County, Florida.

This is a lot funnier if you are female or a twenty-something.

You need to gerrymander it.

… You shall not pass!

More than my whole town voted in the last election.

If not related to cancer, increased sexual activity, or self mandering, if no other option, may help reduce the size and number of nocturnal visits to the bathroom.

@DAD, Most likely is a “Purple” State

Never mind his prostate. What about his antistate?