Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 03, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    At least he/she/it got right the fact that light-years measure distance, not time.

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    robolt  over 1 year ago

    Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

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    Eric Klein  over 1 year ago

    I’m being set up,

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 1 year ago

    Sleep Piloting, for sure.

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    saylorgirl  over 1 year ago

    Busted!

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    All circumstantial evidence!

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    EmmettWayne  over 1 year ago

    But mom…you should see this girl. She had 3 heads and 17 arms! She’s beautiful.

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    eolan59  over 1 year ago

    Not to mention how dirty the probing sticks are

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    b.john71  over 1 year ago

    Teenagers, what are you gonna do?

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So, all the UFOs are really alien teenagers joy riding? Explains a lot!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    7 billion light-years. That is amazingly (unbelievably) far to travel in one night – to be able to go the distance from earth in the Milky Way Galaxy all the way to the Andromeda Galaxy and back over a thousand times in one night.

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    DM2860  over 1 year ago

    Well clearly whoever did the driving hid the keys in my pocket to frame me. Who would be dumb enough to put the keys in their own pocket after draining the fuel rods.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    And how there’s a certain scent of a particular fungi that makes you hear colors and see sounds when you inhale in a certain way?

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 1 year ago

    Busted!

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    It was the empty cup and fries under the seat.

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    miztrniceguy  over 1 year ago

    My wife might find out I went to McDonald’s this morning

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Did he look in the ship’s mess hall yet? Looks like human bones in the trash…

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    There was a supernova party in galaxy M-113.

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    Spiffy  over 1 year ago

    The edge of the observable universe is only 14 billion light years away. That must have been some joy ride!

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    And there’s pieces of human stuck in the landing gear.

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    PaulGoes  over 1 year ago

    Don’t forget the dirty anal probe

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