Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 07, 2023

I’ve seen worse.

Mystery solved! … Now we know why so many dogs don’t like mail carriers.

Sadly, that is how the mind of a bigot actually works. Pauncho sounds like a South African client that I had, many years ago.

Apparently to dogs, all mailmen are Red Skull! Hail Hydra!

He likes to compliment his food/victim before he bites into it/him.

Perspective is reality, Poncho Palmer.

I think Poncho even had a fly swatter in that back handed compliment. ouch. That’s my Poncho.;)

Most dogs just chase after mailmen angrily and call it good. They don’t act like sociopaths like Poncho does.

I once read that the reason dogs don’t like mail carriers is that they come to the house all the time and never get let in!

His face looks like Lucifer Morningstar’s devil face.

Most dogs just bark. Poncho’s insults have bite.

This may be a tribute to They Live.

This was disturbingly gross.