Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 15, 2023

Mmmm bacon

Groan!

Much more glaze from this ham and he’ll spiral right into her slicer.

Now he can enjoy a slice of happiness and just maybe, him and Miss Piggy will get hitched and move into a more swanky pen-house!

Stepping out on Kermit again?

Pork? Is that you?

No ham for me, I can’t afford it. I do have a pound of mixed ground pork and beef which I’m going to turn into a shepherd’s pie for my dinner tonight.

Roses are red…

Pigs are pink…

This poem doesn’t rhyme…

Bacon.

She didn’t mind you being gone for sow long.

I dislike any glazing I’ve encountered on ham. Leave the meat alone, it tastes very good without the added slop.

“Squeeeeel like a pig!” ….

(a little Deliverance lingo)

Maybe he’s just debilitated. Rehabilitated and cured are two different things. As, of course, are cured and cured. But then that’s the point, isn’t it?

LOL @ the look on Miss Piggy’s face!!

mmm, mmm, BLTs for lunch today… ☺