Strange Brew by John Deering for April 07, 2023

I’m not sure I understand this one.

Tuna salad going bad in the fridge. It’s sort of like the jokes about food going bad in the fridge and becoming sentient. “Fridge monsters.”

It is said that “music is liquid architecture,” so tuna tunes are next.

Speaking as a former long time bachelor I learned early to never eat anything green.

When I was in pilot training, I lived in the bachelor officers’ quarters. I had a “roommate.” We each had our separate bedroom, but it had a shared kitchen between. The problem is that each side was occupied at different times depending on people getting orders.

So if you looked in the refrigerator and saw something that wasn’t yours. You assumed it was your roommate’s and didn’t touch it. One day my roommate and I got together to claim our property. There was a jar of mayonnaise in there that required carbon-14 dating.

Tuna salad doesn’t last that long in my fridge.

Yeah, let it keep going until they figure out nuclear fusion for us…

Expiration spawns inspiration.

I’ve had science experiments develop in my refrigerator.

Same plot as an episode of Netflix Love, Death & Robots

The trouble with those convenient sealed containers is that … eventually … you do have to open the ones in the back of the bottom refrigerator shelf. :)

Time to REALLY worry….

Saves you the trouble of having to clean it.