Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for April 22, 2023

Also, have a "sex"orcism performed to ensure purity.

Marriage ain’t cheap, either.

Divorce can be as expensive as marriage, depending on how you play it.

If you cannot afford a wedding, you certainly cannot afford a divorce.

My first wife and I were lucky. We went to a honest lawyer who told us all we needed were a few divorce forms and didn’t charge us for the visit.

Better get a post-nuptial agreement.

Yep, might as well cut your losses.

" I love you, we’re through!"

Aw…how sweet!