Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 09, 2023

“Strum bum.”

All their abductees come back singing “Tip Toe through the Tulips”.

AI ukuleles? What next? AI theremins?

I don’t know what Mr. Baldwin puts in his morning coffee…..but I want some.

He looks more like a banjo man.

They’re not just fiddling around with him.

The inspiration for The Recipe’s song “Affected Specimen.”

https://youtu.be/wQgN_dyjOVU

Dueling Banjos on the ukelele would still be disturbing at this moment.

Awwww they’re just stringing him along….he’ll be on an even note soon

These modern folk. We used to just get “banjoed”.

While I hate to say anything positive about stupidphones – have you noticed that since everyone is always recording everything everywhere with them, alien abductions have stopped?

Take the accordion players with you and we’ll pretend it never happened.

Alien abduction. Right. Super advanced beings mastering faster than light travel come to backwater earth just to stick a probe up Billy Bob’s butt. I’m having trouble getting my head around that.

Thanks Mike that is very clever and funny, but you got your metaphors mixed up, or I should say the aliens got a hillbilly and not a Hawaiian…

Nothing to fret about

Now that farmer can get probed with musical accompaniment.

That’s all right; just keep your grubby paws of my guitars.

They are just stringing him along.