Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 17, 2023

Still ended up with a “corpulent” persona.

No matter how moral or healthy your life style, in the end you still die.

Now he’s been hooked, I guess they’re going to check his net worth.

Brilliant!

If I had taken my doctor’s advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn’t have lived to go to his funeral.

George Burns

regular exercise?

all evidence to the contrary

If I were in this guys shoes, the Angel would be saying “Cigar smoker, beer drinker, and ate at McDonalds way to often!”…..and I guess that’s when I got thrown back, cause I’m still here.

https://www.gocomics.com/inthebleachers/2023/05/17

You’ll never get out of this alive.

I know a lot of people, one was my father, who smoked in his early days, ate everything, didn’t excercise and lived to 98!

It’s all in the genes!

As Mark Twain so wisely observed….“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.”

“I had the occasion to recommended to a lady friend of mine a course of action that could help her. She had run down and down and down, and had at last reached a point where medicines no longer had any helpful effect upon her. I said I knew I could put her upon her feet in a week. I told her to do. So I said she must stop swearing and drinking and smoking and eating for four days, and then she would be all right again, but she said she could not stop swearing and smoking and drinking, because she had never done those things. So there it was. She had neglected her habits. She was a sinking vessel, with no freight to throw overboard. Why, even one or two little bad habits could have saved her, but she was just a moral pauper.”

Judging by the guy’s appearance, he falsified his application.

A tad bit overweight however….

All that “healthy diet and regular exercise” did not seem to have any affect on his body. :(

Doesn’t matter about anything. When your number comes up….you’re leaving.

Best selling running author Jim Fixx lived to the ripe old age of 52

But your big mistake was walking in downtown St. Louis alone at night…

It’s not how you die but how you look in the casket.

I figure I’m on borrowed time so I eat, drink, and smoke all I want.