La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 07, 2023

Get her a new pair of flip-flops.

I just don’t get the Latinos fascination with a man that called Mexicans rapists and murderers.

Its like John Leguizamo said That saying Hispanics for Trump is like saying Roaches for Raid.

Menudo is made from cow stomachs.

Zoot Suit was an interesting movie.

I’m surprised the MAGA morons haven’t already tried to ban Cinco de Mayo considering that General Zaragoza is also an American hero for defeating the French at the Battle of Puebla thereby stopping the shipments of weapons to the Confederate Army. He wasn’t a great strategist, but he was a PIt Bull in a fight defeating the French Legionnaires and the vaunted Napoleonic 2nd Army with only 600 men against thousands.

We had a Cinco De Mayo party for the neighborhood. Went though 3 handles of tequila, about 50 churros, 10 pounds of skirt steak and no idea how many tortillas. My favorite part was our Mexican immigrant neighbors saying we made authentic Mexican street food tacos. Exactly what I was going for.

Nice zoot suit, dude!

“Zoot suit, white jacket with side vents 5 inches long. I’m out on the street again and I’m leapin’ along!”

Who, Quadrophenia