Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 17, 2023

Seventh time. I counted.

For those of you who are confused, because he/she can’t help but knock it off the table. It’s like an instinct.

Where is a pick-up artist when you need one?

Proof that the world wasn’t flat. Cats would have knocked everything off it by now.

Do cats need that much salt??!!

Wasn’t me. It was Ninja Sloth!

Pick up the saltshakers and hand them out again.

There’s a restaurant in a small nearby town where the cook refuses to put out salt and peppper. I wonder what he thinks when he sees the empty salt/pepper packets that I leave behind. I also wonder what he would think if he knew I offered them to other diners.

Must not be a salt water fish…

Hmm, funnier if cats did not refuse salty foods.

Since the cat doesn’t have opposable thumbs, he/she can’t grip the shakers properly and will continue asking all day.

The cat sure gave that sodium a claw ride.

Help me out here… is this a nine-lives joke? Or was I unaware that cats love salt?

Is it an insalt ?

Cat toys.

When I get fries at In-N-Out they give me little paper packets. That might work…

Yes. I’m conducting gravity experiments. Doesn’t the gravity seem a little high in this area ?