Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 18, 2023

Home-made Frosted Strawberry Puff Pastry Pop Tarts vs store-brought toaster tart?

Sugar rush is over.

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Stomach Disorder

Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Lice an illicit drug only FDA approved.

I miss my Fortified Oat Flakes.

We’re a long way from Kellogg’s All Bran Buds here…

Nice fructose tee shirt Frazz.

Sure is easy to get addicted to those ‘Sugar Bombs’. Speaking from experience.

Sugar is an addictive substance and kids are encouraged to eat lots of it.

I had one of those ‘toaster tarts’ when they first came out. One was enough. She can have my share.

I miss Corn Soya.   A few decades after it vanished, I found another cereal in the form of very narrow ribbons, but it tasted like sun-bleached hay.

Those Frosy Fructose Pastry Puffs are the gateway drug to the Toaster Tarts. They will definitely spike your glucose level!

I hope no one missed the punch line