Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 20, 2023

Jason was once had a 151-lb. pig.

Cheetos has a perfect mouth feel? Sorry, I don’t believe this one.

Hawkins Cheezies are an order of magnitude better than Cheetos.

Whoever invented ice cream beat Frito-Lay to the addictiveness standard.

Even if it was gently set down, that spoonful would cause a major earthquake on “impact”

Arnold Ziffle was cooler……….

Well, apparently the Cheetos research center has a lot more work to do, as my chip of choice is Doritos Cool Ranch. And yes, I do mainline them. ~ Texas Tiny, crunch all you want, they’ll make more

Take care, may world mountain weigher Prof Adelantah “One Stone And One Shovel Full Of Dirt At A Time” Maghensahfripord be with you, and gesundheit.

I must be immune to whatever addictive ingredient they put in Cheetos, then. I mean, I like them but I don’t crave them. I did go for a stretch where I wanted the jalapeño ones quite often but got over that. I’m more of a potato chip person.

150 pounds is the point at which a pig is considered a hog.

I used to like Cheetos and Doritos, but I had radiation treatments on my face and now I don’t like them.

I believe the info about the Cheetos.

Guy with an Orange Pen!s goes to the Dr, and says “Doc, my pen!s turned orange”

The Doctor says " That’s odd. Have you changed your behaviors recently, or diet, or is there an increase of stress in your life?"

Guy replies back " No, No, and no"

The Doctor says " Ok that’s odd. Never had a case like this before. Tell me, what are your hobbies?"

Guy replies back " Same as every other guy I guess. I enjoy eating Cheetos and watching porn".

Frito-Lay is not the only “food” maker with such a research centre..

Article on how junk foods are designed to be addictive: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/02/26/172969363/how-the-food-industry-manipulates-taste-buds-with-salt-sugar-fat

Oh Dude! It’s 420 Day!

Cheetos are OK but my Kryptonite is Lay’s Potato Chips.

Fortunately, the recipe only calls for 1/4 teaspoon.

Let’s hope Norbert is bringing home the bacon or else he’ll become the bacon, chops, and my favorite, baby back ribs. He looks delicious.

A pig that talented you wouldn’t want to eat him all at once! Sorry old punchline.

I can’t stand Cheetos. The first time I ate some, I quickly got sick. Since then, even the smell can make me queasy.

It’s easy to spot someone addicted to Cheetos, look for the orange fingers.

I had an early job as the Quality Control of piece-parts on an assembly line. My boss questioned me about not being more specific about a defective part that I had labeled “NFG”.

BTW, Happy 420

Pig-abunga!

A tablespoon of a neutron star weighs more than 1 billion tons. Mount Everest weighs around 175 billion tons.

Ahh, the wonders of food science!

The problem with the oft-quoted neutron star matter thing is that it’s the immense gravity of the star itself that keeps that much mass compressed to the size of a tablespoon. Once you take a tablespoon of it away from the star it will expand to much larger than a mountain and probably disperse. So, it would be impossible to ever place a tablespoon of neutron star matter on Earth.

Cheetos missed the mark with me. They are okay, but there are plenty of other snacks I would pick over them

This is such a great community. We comment for each other if the person doesn’t do it himself. And the rest of us know who we’re talking about!