Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 19, 2023

I don’t like being tied down to just one woman. I wanna love on all of them.

Why don’t you come over to my place around 2?

Her: You have three seconds to get your hand off me and get out of my sight before I knee you in the bits that you apparently haven’t discovered how to use.

That’s the problem with having a reputation that precedes you.

She’s saying to herself, Huh , A lame pick-up line and a Ugly Blazer , must be a used car Salesman ! ;-)

ONE⁉️☺️

Those comments were hilarious!

You’d think he was talking about something immaterial. “Night crawlers, yeah I love ’em. Even ate one once.”

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But his lashes DO rival hers.

Her thought balloon – “OH Lord, please tell me he hasn’t been dating this hand all that time!”

John, you date yourself every time you post a comic… ☺

You don’t need to call it a date. But, then, I’m pretty dated.

“….my boyfriend thought she was cute too.”

I tried dating one once too.

Didn’t work.

Incels … leave ‘em, don’t love ’em.

He loves women as an abstract concept. His feelings about men are based on experience.

That’s what I think when I see a guy wearing an ascot.

Sounds like a line for Tab Hunter in a John Waters film.