Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 19, 2023

Crap is just the right word

Hoooo boy.

Jailbreak! Sound the alarm and release the hounds!

Buzz: “This is not the time to panic.”

Woody: “This is the perfect time to panic!”

Hey, he left his cellmate behind.

Kevin: “Told you the plan would work.”

Miles: “Quit talking and throw me the ball.”

Miles is now on the lam.

Uh-oh! It looks like Gene is going to be in more trouble now than Miles

This is getting interesting

I used to think the word “crap” was a bad word until every kids’ show/comic used it. We had a swear jar as a kid and that word was worth ten cents.

Looks like Miles is gonna get his punishment extended.

Uh-oh. Does he make a dash for the window?

Gene,“I may as well be talking to a wall.”

“So I’ll just head in there, have a heart-to-heart, maybe crack a few jokes aaaand HE’S GONE!!”

The plot thickens…

Wow, he left his cellmate behind? It could have at least afforded him a softer landing.

Bummed that gene ditched the warden uniform. He looked pretty good in that.

Oh no, I see another few days added on to his sentence.

So why did he tie it to the far bedpost? Coulda saved some time.

Now if Miles was truly devious, he would be hiding under the bed or in the closet and sneak out the door when Gene panics (he knows his father well).