Too many servers today expect big tips for doing so little. Many times, other employees deliver your food, but your “server” expects a big tip for taking your order and (maybe) refilling your tea.
You, sir, merely served the dish. No particular talent is required. The chef, however, studied, practiced, and poured his soul into creating the delectable delight that my joy to experience. Now, please, forward the compliments post haste or I will be forced to complain to your manager.
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
Whether you are or not, he probably doesn’t want liver. Scientists managed to make all meat taste good except that one.
allen@home about 1 year ago
I might do that for you sir. It all depends on how big of a tip you leave.
cubswin2016 about 1 year ago
The waiter sure is a big baby.
Direwolf about 1 year ago
No, you’re just the guy that carried it to the table. Nice…carrying?
jcwrocks69 about 1 year ago
Too many servers today expect big tips for doing so little. Many times, other employees deliver your food, but your “server” expects a big tip for taking your order and (maybe) refilling your tea.
gammaguy about 1 year ago
“And what am I? Chopped liver?”
Well, if so, you’d better hope that that’s not what Ziggy ordered to eat.
Gina Carson about 1 year ago
You, sir, merely served the dish. No particular talent is required. The chef, however, studied, practiced, and poured his soul into creating the delectable delight that my joy to experience. Now, please, forward the compliments post haste or I will be forced to complain to your manager.
Amra Leo about 1 year ago
Nope. Just the transport…
blakerl about 1 year ago
Yes you are chopped liver.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
“Yes, Chopped Liver, send the chef my compliments, if you want a tip.”
T... about 1 year ago
Non, tu est cuisses de grenouilles…
T... about 1 year ago
No, you are legs du frog, so go carry my message…
eced52 about 1 year ago
No, pate de foie gras.
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’ve always resented that expression. I love chopped liver!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ziggy: Well, I WAS going to leave you a big tip, but …