Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 19, 2023

I might do that for you sir. It all depends on how big of a tip you leave.

The waiter sure is a big baby.

No, you’re just the guy that carried it to the table. Nice…carrying?

Too many servers today expect big tips for doing so little. Many times, other employees deliver your food, but your “server” expects a big tip for taking your order and (maybe) refilling your tea.

“And what am I? Chopped liver?”

Well, if so, you’d better hope that that’s not what Ziggy ordered to eat.

Nope. Just the transport…

Yes you are chopped liver.

“Yes, Chopped Liver, send the chef my compliments, if you want a tip.”

Non, tu est cuisses de grenouilles…

No, you are legs du frog, so go carry my message…

No, pate de foie gras.

I’ve always resented that expression. I love chopped liver!

Ziggy: Well, I WAS going to leave you a big tip, but …