Adult Children by Stephen Beals for April 12, 2023

Unbalanced? I thought one of her legs was longer than the other.

mhm i thought so – make that 7 days to 1

I’ve been stocking groceries for nearly 22 years

I was unbalanced to begin with, that helps

I’ve done my job going on 41 years. What is this life she speaks of? XD

Penny’s head is too small for her body. Did she run into the witchdoctor (end scene of Beetlejuice)?

I mostly worked 40 hours a week except for one stretch of 4 hour Saturdays for time and a half which wasn’t bad. On my own time I did important stuff like build my furniture.

After working 18 months in retail, I knew that I wasn’t cut out for retail.

Really, Vickie? What took you so long to realize that?

Naturally…..

You’re a real case, Doc. Perhaps even a basket case, a la cart.