Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 04, 2023

And he’s armed with some bad weapons.

Praise right wing christian nationalist jesus, in his name we prey

No AK-47? That is one slacker of a RWNJ.

I thought fairies wore boots .

And as usual, the fairies are minding their own business. Shame the RWNJs were never taught to do that.

This why I always lift my horn of mead to the Alfar and Vítar

Not those fairies, you dumbbunny.

Faeries don’t look like that. The Welsh fairies look like miniature humans, the English like anthropoid insects. Then somebody got the bright idea to merge them into one.

The Fae are powerful and can be deadly if you dare mess with them. this guy would wake up 300 years later in the body of a green badger.