The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 20, 2023

It’ s like the diet that starts on Saturday night and stop on Sunday, 12 AM.

Hey, he walks to and from the bus stop M-F. That more than most people do.

It’s a tad late, but still worth a thumbs up !

And it shows.

he should start seeing results any month now…

Now he’ll need a year off to recover.

At least, Brutus is honest. Most of us would think that the last three days would qualify as “I have been exercising.” (Just not all the time.)

Exercising for the past 3 days? Why I have seen Brutus peddling that 3 seater bicycle on the left side of the screen for I don’t know how many months, or years now. Doesn’t that count as exercise?

Doesn’t dodging the Chief at work 5 days a week count as exercise?

great… how unimpressed the doctor is with him. :J

Better late than never Brutus…

He plans on stopping suspending the exercises for 362 days starting tomorrow.

Dentist: Do you floss regularly?

Me: Yes (usually 20 minutes before my appointments.)

I’ve stopped snacking while using the computer. Does wonders. I find myself wondering why?

That’s something like me when I see the doctor.

That is usually the case.

Oh, Brutus, you went just a bit too far again.

Could’ve left that last little detail off and still have a clear conscience.

Not quite what the Doctor wanted but it is a start, as long as he keeps it up. Sort of like how some of us floss the week before the dental exam and cleaning. Don’t think Brutus will keep it up though. Just a guess mind you….

Sometimes I feel sorry for doctors. Most of them just want to help us get where we should be. It’s our job to follow directions and get there.

Well, Brutus thinks, “better late than never”…

I relate. Kind of like flossing the morning of my dentist appointment.