The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 22, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    there’s as much icing on the rim of that bowl as there is on the cake

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It seems yummy. Save a slice for me.

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    Lucy Rudy  over 1 year ago

    Yes it does.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t tell my dog that.

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    jmworacle  over 1 year ago

    But it sure tastes good.

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    A Common 'tator  over 1 year ago

    Well that’s a win for Brutus… for a nice change… I can’t remember the last time someone baked me a cake…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago

    As a kid, licking the bowl and the beaters was my job too.

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    Sadly, today’s over vigilant society warns against eating anything containing raw eggs; and, as God is my witness, I’ve even seen that warning on a bag of flour.

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    Gladys is acting kind of mean! Of course he helped cleaning up even if it was licking the bowl.

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    Wilberforce needs to lick that bowl again.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    In my book it does. Don’t forget to clean/lick the frosting covered egg beaters/mixer too. Nice job wife for making a surprise cake……

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    to moms dogs it does. :}

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Hurray for Brutus, Gladys did something nice for him! Wonder what she wants???

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Sure it does, Gladys.

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    And just put the dirty dishes out in the yard and the dog will wash them spanking clean…

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gladys should consider that to be a compliment to her baking! This one brought back wonderful childhood memories. Thanks Chip!

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    Nubmaeme  over 1 year ago

    What’s the difference between a good mom and a great one? A good one lets you lick the beaters. A great one turns the mixer off first.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    That’s alright, Max will finish the job.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    My favorite cake in the mixer story that’s true: my brother was trying hard to get my mom’s attention when she was in the bathroom. She kept telling him to leave her alone. He finally did. When she came out, there was cake batter all over the ceiling, walls, table, floor – and when she started to get mad, my brother said she would not allow him to explain why he was trying to get her attention, so he gave up. I was very young, so I only remember that part of it, and was just playing in the other room, unaware of the actual drama until my mom saw the mess. Who walks away from a cake in a running mixer, anyway?

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    OK,OK who’s Voila??…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Wilberforce wants to impress Brutus so he always speaks in baseball terms…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    C’mon Gladys you know licking raw batter can get Wilberforce sick…

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    heathcliff2  over 1 year ago

    But good. Any kitchen tools missing? Guard your teeth.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Gladys also says, "Wilberforce wanted to lick the mixer blade but I told him it was too dangerous, you might cut your tongue. Oh, Brutus, I forgot to tell you, we’re having Tongue for dinner tonight, with saurkraut and boiled potatoes…

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