Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 29, 2023

When’s the unboxing ?

He seems withdrawn to me, but at least he’s flexible.

He’s a boxer.

Is he alive or dead? Only opening the box will determine the outcome.

Just got back from the Amazon

Needs to be inflated.

She is trying to keep the new one under wraps.

But is there (does he have) anything inside?

I don’t know. Any guy that goes around in his boxers…

I’m guessing he is a boxer.

He’s on the rebound; his ex sent him packing.

What, no bow?

She’s a Porch Pirate??

I hope that’s not an IKEA box, he’ll have a few Lose Parts! (Bah-dum-dum- Tish!)

But does this relationship make him feel boxed in?

I guess that’s a box wine?

…and an introvert…

That’s thinking outside the box.

Mail order

It’s all about the package.

Did she buy him on Amazon?

Although, he is lacking an address..

Yeah, but is he packing?

She’s Schrödinger’s girlfriend.

Doesn’t he need some air holes?

I hope she has not been bragging about the size of his package.

Love the background B&W shadowy outlines of the furniture! Must be an IKEA manager’s home.

He’s kind of a square.

A boyfriend reveal? Not such a bad idea, just skip the fireworks please!

Must be a cat. Maybe Schrodinger’s?

I hear he’s loaded too.

The mail prerogative.

He is quiet cause she taped his mouth shut.

Really funny, way too subtle, it took me a while to get it but got a laugh when I did, so thanks Dave…

You’d think he’d be dating an Amazon.

If we could see a thought balloon from the woman who’s speaking, it would read, "I’m staying calm. Jacqueline will be fine. I’ve made the call, they’re coming to get her, she’ll get the psychiatric help she needs. I’m staying calm . . . "

Where’s the shipping label? How about a ‘FRAGILE’ sticker?

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