FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 21, 2023

Did Jason watch The Godfather Part II?

Clearly Peter doesn’t understand how a protection racket works.

Lol i finished school on thursday

Tell Jason that clog dancing is difficult when one is hanging upside down.

Ah, Jason. The 90s’ answer to Mr. Haney.

Classic Sunday:https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/05/19

Wrap him up in Duct-tape. And have him watch I Love Lucy shows on and endless loop. So that now he can do his studying.

Hey Jason, for only $6.00 per day I’ll sell you JFDGLIAT* insurance. (*Jason Fox Doesn’t Get Locked In A Trunk)

The old protection racket.

Not going about this the right way Jason, Peter has no interest in cramming, disturbing him will give him an excuse, threaten to lobby for no more pizza will be a bigger threat.

Jason thought those clog dancing lessons would come in handy

Jason’s noise cancelling guarantee.

Does it matter? Peter’s only going to end up being a high school junior again in September (or is it August now) anyway

Before you go, would YOU like to purchase “PFABBBP?” Peter Fox Annoying Brother Beatdown Protection? Only $6 a day.

Jason IS the big distraction.

If Jason is busy, maybe he can hire these people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU

Is Jason planning a bit of “sabot-age”? (I apologize.)

If Jason wasn’t so smart, I’d suspect he was a budding RepubliQan.

If I had the chance to make a little extra cash, I know I’d try it. Wooden shoe? (Wouldn’t you, groan)

This protection racket really involves a racket!

You forget Jason: As smart as you are, Peter is stronger and faster than you, so unless you want to end up in traction, don’t push your luck.

A true powerful politician potential…

Ignore the dead horse head in your bed…

This is why the only way to properly deal with “insurance providers” is a 12g to the face.

Clearly, this would be funnier if he had offered this “protection” to Paige. She would respond by telling him that she would compress his body so that his head rested on his feet!

Capitalism 101: create a need where there wasn’t one before and then market a way to fulfill it.

And I suppose the Anual Clog Dancing Festival is just going to start in the attic…

Personally, I’d always be considerate and not wear distracting footwear. Wooden shoe? (Wouldn’t you?)

Ooh he was planning a sabo.

Good one! Amend can still write clever jokes.