Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 14, 2023

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    Then he realized he could have just walked.

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    painedsmile  over 1 year ago

    Haha. Good one. Can’t top that!

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    Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I recommend a series of traumatic experiences that leave you no room to think of anything else.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 1 year ago

    Booty and Booby or Booby and Booty, which ever way her wind blows, a shutdown to update stopped the girls run to some where into a no where pause for a woman’s cause.

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    The Old Wolf  over 1 year ago

    Run, Forrest, Run!

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …we all live happy lives until someone steals our heart away…

    …some dance to remember…

    …some dance to forget…

    …in every white car was her…

    …if everything he says is a lie…

    …then he’s telling the truth…

    …does not compute…

    …and the wind cried: Mary…

    …there goes Kathy’s clown…

    …A million candles burningFor the love that never came…

    …a thousand knives when all you needed was a spoon…

    …she was a friend to me when I needed one…

    …and she could had been anyone…

    …with the possible exception…

    …of whom I wanted her to be…

    …and she said…

    …The only reason I’m with you is to be close to your brother…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But he was able to leave his phone at home, and forget his keys, too. There was a big surprise in store for him when he got back.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Georgia on his mind….dam her….

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    You shouldn’t run with your hands in your pockets. It limits your balance and makes it more likely you’ll fall and hurt yourself. Now…I suppose that could be what you want.

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Are greyhounds the only snood-worthy dog breed?

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Why do I think that Teresa borrowed this from one of Brass Orchid’s tales?

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    charles9156  over 1 year ago

    sounds familiar

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    But at least he ran until he pulled up Lame in Froglandia …!

    (not in Kansas anymore)

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    It’s like the character in Lil Abner who had a cloud of despair and anger that followed him whenever he went.

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    I’ve been to nowhere. A journey from where I am to where I am. It’s an interesting place if you don’t attend it.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Freakin’ Gingerbread men, innit?

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    I agree: nowhere is indeed far enough to forget what’s-her-name. In fact, it would seem that the “running” part was completely unnecessary to the “forgetting” part and was just a focussing device like oom-ing or twiddling thumbs or turnip-twaddling….

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