Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 11, 2023

… and booze

So much so that Aunty is practically a human / coffee bean. (Dry-roast humor)

That’s no surprise.

Throw some pot into the mix every once in a while, aunty, just to make things interesting!

I try not to make too many bad decisions. The consequences of the bad decisions are a pain to live with…

Drink up old lady – your body will thank you later.

And a vacant bathroom!

When under the alcofluence of icohol, I sometimes get my murds wixed up.

Reading this as I just sat down with my 3rd cup of the day.

Caffeine – that’s what I forgot this morning!

Caffeine is required for implementation.

Aunty, at every age you have made bad decisions. What’s new about today.

That keeps you alert when you make those bad decisions.

Makes sure you’re awake to observe the consequences.

I still make bad decisions, even though I don’t indulge in caffeine any more, except when I indulge in the occasional chocolate candy treat.

and money.

I make plenty of bad decisions, but, I can’t remember them 5 minutes later, so I have to make them again, and hope to remember them the second time around.

why….not!….