Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 15, 2023

No can do.

Please from your mouth to Alexa…..please?

ALEXA: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that. Would you like the directions to the nearest Gym?”

Not all of your belly. Just the part you don’t need!

I wish!

I’m back on the Atkins, and determined to stick with it until I’m down 20 pounds. 17 to go.

If only…

ALL of it???

When, the rise of the machines began.

Go for the ‘nuclear’ olution, ask Alexa to start the ‘Self-destruct’ sequence………(a real command).

Fat chance Aunty.

If only it were that easy, Aunty!

Would a clone have a belly button? Would a clone have the same fingerprints as the original??

Be quicker if you ask Ged to slim you down a bit.

If only! :-)

So you want to walk around with a hole where belly was.

Losing a belly is a do-it-yourself project unless you wish to pay a surgeon for quicker results.

When I saw my PCP last month she told me that I was down 10 1/2 pounds since my last visit which was 2 1/2 months prior, and she asked if I was doing something to lost the weight and I told her no, I have just been trying to cut back on how much I eat for supper and she said to keep up the good work. It gave my self-esteem a little boost that is always welcomed. I see her in mid July for my annually Medicare Wellness check so we will see if I kept that off or gained it back.