Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 24, 2023

If he’d explained he wanted more time, he would have got more time in jail for being unable to pay.

Extension is a bad word for the short fink.

Sounds like the county I live in! Taking blood from a stone.

With Fink’s sour disposition that should be a lemonade stand.

Wrong direction for an extension.

Oh, and bump up the interest rate at the same time.

If he doesn’t pay his body will be extended on the rack.

The good old U. S. and A. does that in spades. You don’t have money to pay your taxes/debts? Then we’ll charge you more. You can’t pay for prison “amenities”? Stay in until you can.

Yup. That’s the gummint fer ya!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Pretty tacky!!!

Unlike here. Right H.B.?

Sounds like what you’d expect from the jerk.

These days, they just do that automatically, you don’t even need to ask!

Grievance Day is every day now.