Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 07, 2023

Evidently Sir Rodney bought a CAT that looks like a dog.

Where is Rodney’s pocket?

If animals could talk, would humans get a word in? What would happen to human’s sense of being the superior species?

I wonder how much Rodney will get for his talking dog. Will he make a profit or loss on the ten dollars he paid. He may well be glad to make a loss to be free from the dog.

Maybe Bung will buy him!

Maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio?

Get a parrot for the dog, then give them their own room.

Maybe Rodney should find a singing frog.

Fake dog! Two baths a day?!!! Hard enough to get them in ONE!

Speaking of talking dogs, a man walks into a bar claiming he has a talking dogHe goes up to the counter and bets the bartender free drinks all night if he can prove his dog can talk.

The man asks the dog, “What is on top of a house?”

The dog says “R-r-ruff!”.

The bartender isn’t satisfied so the guy asks the dog “When I hit a bad golf shot, where does the ball go?”

The dog says “R-r-ruff”.

The bartender is still skeptical and says “Let me ask him one. Who was the 32nd president?”.

The dog says “R-r-r-r…. Coolidge?”

If that was a donkey he’d be a wise a ss…

Sure. For 10 bucks. You got a deal….

The forerunner of Danders it would seem.

Now we know why it was so cheap.

Reminds me of TNT in Rip Haywire.