Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 30, 2023

Go easy on him, Fink. He just likes to hear himself talk.

Later today, it will be two-fifteen.

It’s nice to know everything is well!

As long as a town crier only knew about what was going on in one town, “all is well” might have been possible, but now that we have instant news of what’s going on in the whole world, how long has it been since we’ve been able to say that.

His snooze function involves chains and dungeons……..

A fink can’t even sleep around here….

But what about the 11 o’clock fiasco?

Guard; Just sayin’ is all.

Well, I see by the clock on the wall,That it’s time to bid you one and all …Goodbye (Goodbye), So long (So long),Farewell (Farewell), Adieu (Adieu),Be good (Stay well), Bye-bye (Keep warm),Relax (At ease), Take care (Stay loose),Adieu, mon vieux (A la prochaine),Good-bye ’til when we meet again!

At the tone, the time will be half past my hanging.

Okay thanks king. It’s nice being King, ain’t it!

I know it is comic physics, but how is that big guy supposed to get up the thin tower.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

For once I agree with the King.