Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 25, 2023

the middle?

believe me, a lot of folk are lifting fingers to you now

Some say that he couldn’t help himself. I say that he couldn’t not help himself to helping himself to things that didn’t belong to him.

Did he do a finger roll???

If he had been in Saudi Arabia, would he lose a hand for lifting a finger?

Ba-dumm-hiss.

Well, you can’t say, “TAKE FIVE” to him any more…

Did you hear about the gardener who planted stem cells? They grew a foot over night!

“And, did you hear about the expensive Dyslexic Hand Model, who did a lot of Charity Work?”

“No.”

“He waved his fee…”

( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

This seems to be Kleptomaniac Week… Six Days Stolen!

“…respect the colorectal surgeon

it’s a calling you would crave

lift up your hands and join us

let’s all do the finger wave ….”

( The Colorectal Surgeon Song )