Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 18, 2023

Because it is already too sweet if it was there.

Fortunately, I don’t give beans.

Somewhere over the plumage

Way up high

There’s a land that I heard of

Once in a lameaby

The Earth is very much like a giant jelly bean, or an egg, with a crusty crust and gooey innards. Eventually, it was realized that the entire idea of continents that zip about the surface was fatally flawed, and the Pangea balloon burst. An alternative concept of mass distribution was ultimately settled upon by a more stringent observation of known events.

Some jellybean flavors are criminal. Popcorn flavor comes to mind.

If it did exist then would jellybeans be a lawful act?

High fructose corn syrup makes it a fly by night.

Come with me and you’ll be

In a world of pure imagination

Take a look and you’ll see

Into your imagination

We’ll begin with a spin

Traveling in the world of my creation

What we’ll see will defy

Explanation

So there you have it. They don’t ban jelly beans anywhere.

Working my way through a big bag of black jelly beans. The black beans are the best!

Sue me.

Maybe she’ll run into Peter Pan and Wendy! I heard she loves Jelly Belly’s and hides them in a secret place in Never Never Land! Stranger things have happened…

Pop Pop Popped jelly beans and hot air balloons. Never reaching the point of no return.

No!! Nobody dares ban jellybeans … apart from the black licorice ones, as they taste disgusting!! :-D

Better to ban jelly beans than cow legs.

Hang in there … it just gets worse …!

“Jelly bean” used to be a slang term for a man who was a sharp dresser not in a good way.

We need more COW LEG …!

(drawings)

…it doesn’t exist until I get there…

…and then…

…wham…

…bang…

…thank you, ma’am…

…wonders of wonders…

…miracles of miracles…

…it’s magic…

…with the big bang existence happens…

…what we thought was another galaxy…

…was only us …

…a brazilian years ago…

…thus…

…we are watching us watching us…

…existing twice at once…

…earwax jellybeans not included…

Trying to sell petrified jelly beans to a museum. They are over four years old.

I think Singapore qualifies.

It seems logical that a place that bans jelly beans does not exist. How unthinkable such an anomaly would be! Fortunately, the Red Balloon guide knows better destinations for its hangers-on….